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mikestand:

Dirty Dudes: Alex Minsky

Marine Lance Cpl. Alex Minsky is an Afghan war veteran who lost his leg after his truck rolled over an IED (improvised explosive device). Photographer Tom Cullis saw Alex at the gym an immediately recruited him to model. Alex has gone on to shoot forMichael Stokes & Justin Monroe.

CHRIST

ALMIGHTY

Holy fuck

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Sometimes when morbidly obese people get coffee from me I secretly make it a skinny
Baristas: saving the world since 98’

Tumblr: I am a strong and independent blue website who don't need no Yahoo

sonicscrewingdarren:

teadalek:

#this is literally me and I’m only like 20

#this is literally me and I’m still a youth

(Source: mcavoys, via momothebashful)

stfuprolifers:

kor71:

If you think abortions ok, remember what Horton says.

Awkward. Dr. Seuss and his wife were really liberal and pro-choice. They’ve even threatened to sue pro-life organizations for using this quote the wrong way (the way you’re doing it actually). I guess you didn’t already know that Horton Hears a Who is about the American occupation of Japan post-WWII. He even dedicated it to his dear Japanese friend.
Mrs. Geisel (Mrs. Seuss) continued donating to Planned Parenthood and advocating for reproductive health and rights after her husband died.
anahita-susan-lulu-irisu:

sublimesublemon:

the-brandon-moskun:

mufasamonsta:

mapsontheweb:

Map(of)Porn: most searched term on porn sites

i see you kentucky
more like gayfucky

this made me laugh more then it should have 

there are so many things about this that are hilarious

at least they included all the states

batter-booty:

simon-the-jewish-vampire:

bakerstreetbat:

minami-michaelis:

marapetsrules:

condescendingchristian:

glossylalia:

athenasaurus:

marsandry:

caityycatt:

thedailyfeed:

Ever wonder how dinosaurs got it on? These bizarre scientific scenes — by an illustrator who worked with Halstead — imagine how the 30-ton prehistoric behemoths had sex.

I’m sorry, but why? Who does this?

These people are perverts, they really put a lot of thought into the faces.

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Yo, the lady brontosaurus is UNIMPRESSED.

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i just reblogged dinosaur porn, congratz this blog is finally complete

i´m done with this site

so that’s why the sea is salty

That last comment. I can’t

i’m sorry but that second one (raptor i believe?) is FUCKING INTENSE.

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ixnay-on-the-oddk:

and-now-we-sing:

l3aka:

youngsuslord:

showmethehuei:

goddamn.

i can’t decide if i want to be you or be in you.

in her…….

yeah. what the last guy said.

-_- please stop doing what you are doing -_-

What a douchehole^
ixnay-on-the-oddk:

likesuzyneedsdick:

all I can is “OOOoooo” then I say baracuda

YES

Why are you so adorably hot
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
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Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.